“It’s so simple to be wise… just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.” “Even communism works… in theory.” (Photo: 20th Century Fox) “I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.” Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.” “I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?” Don’t forget – we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, and the pudding cup.” “Roads are just a suggestion Marge, just like pants.” “Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.” “Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?” (Photo: 20th Century Fox) “Trying is the first step towards failure.” “Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.” “My beer! You never had a chance to become my urine!” “Marge, you know it’s rude to talk when my mouth is full.” “Weaseling out of things is important to learn it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.” “A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator.”

“I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” Ranging from the accidentally genius to the amusingly foolish, here are Homer Simpson’s finest quotes:

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